Audiophiles are older than dirt


Someone sent this to me recently. If you remember number 16..... then you are older than dirt.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2.Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and
were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were
only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate])
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H green stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I wonder what it means if you read posts on Audiogon that are titled;

"What is Hi-Fi", "How is mid-fi defined", "Hearing tests, where and how", "I need help with a Dual 1291 that rumbles", "New stereo trend", "Tubes and moisture", "TT sounds so bad, I cringe", "Real audiophiles dont like remotes", "Who needs a MM cartridge type when we have MC", "What did you own in the 60s?", "Vacuum tube chess set", "Aging technology verse inevitably aging ears", and this lollapaloozer "An audiophile goal" and finally "Farewell my friends".

Yeah, we are all older than dirt!

Bob
PHP143
If the first 100db suck, why continue?





acoustat6
I had the only good one they ever made; the SL-2 or something. B&W used them to demo the origonal 801s. I was a dealer for them and used one to drive mine; finally sold it with a pair of them. Most of their home amps were way bright.
I must be 2 days older than God as it seems like yesterday when I read this list.
I remember milk being delivered to my door,
the Helmsman bakery truck,
clothes lines,
local dairies,
walking under streets in downtown LA,
seeing my feet while in the ocean,
seeing passing satellites streaking through the MIlky Way, in the Valley!
(try that now)
10 cent colas that you had to pull out horizontally,
horney toads and lizards,
chasing quail on my front yard,
roosters taking credit for the rising sun,
Damn I'm getting old.
Never heard of "Black Jack chewing gum", but I remember the rest. Does that mean that I'm not quite as old as dirt.
The supermarket had a floor standing self tube tester. They sold Fizzies drink tablets. We would suck on them while colored foam spewed out our mouths. My dad had a 56' Studebaker Commander 3 spd. In 66' I was 8, he taught me to drive it. The tavern sold draft quarts to go in paper containers. After dinner, kid in the driver seat, beer in the passenger seat in suberbia on a summer's eve. Mom was pissed! Then Christmas, the little Daisey BB gun under the tree, Mom hadn't know about...pissed again! Ah, fond memories of good ol' days!!