Help my speakers are farting,,,,

Have you ever noticed that women state that they don't pass gas? Maybe she's just blaming your speakers? First have her lay off the Taco's. Try to slip her a Beno, & see if it's the speakers, or not? Secondly, pick up the DVD "Harold & Kumar go to White Castle" as it has a odd special featurette all about farting sound effects! One crazy ass ten-minute feature on, “The Art of Fart.” If this doesn't work call in one young, & one old priest? Good Luck! ;0)~

Happens sometimes. Most people call it a bloated sound.

Women dont fart , they poot........ but remember guys , two poots equal a fart ... so if you hear two...scatter!! RF

On a serious note: could be that your AC is polluted, and if the fridge turns on, it can cause noise in your amps. Same goes for lighting. On the other hand, there might be something wrong in your preamp, so listen if it occurs when the preamp is on/off. Also listen if it occurs with both mono amps. If it's just one, that one should also be checked.