I wanna hear some "audio" jokes...and

real life experiences or blunders. Don't be shy, I promise I'll laugh!

dogpile09-06-2002 6:02am

jwrobinson Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 61 posts 09-06-2002 at 01:18pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Strictly speaking, this is not an "audio' joke but I have altered it to make it so. What's the difference between a catfish and an audio snob? One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other is a catfish!
marakanetz Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 5,473 posts 09-06-2002 at 02:44pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete bring me a bucket of decibels would ya?
kemp Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 20 posts 09-06-2002 at 03:08pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Oh man, maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
timwat Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 132 posts 09-06-2002 at 04:02pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Ok, more a musician joke, fellow keyboard players will be able to relate best: How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Make him read sheet music. What do you call a guitar player without a wife or girlfriend? Homeless. What do you say to a guitar player in a three piece suit? "Would the defendant please rise?"
kinsekd Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 252 posts 09-06-2002 at 05:02pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete How many audio snobs does it take to bias a set of 6922's? None. They're solid state guys - TUBES? we don't need no steenkin' tubes.