Who's got the best user name?


There are lots of descriptive or hillarious user names being employed here, but which ones are your favorites?
nrchy
Well, I guess now there's nothing to do but put the boringest username on Audiogon in the ring of name-fame as an honorary inductee - Albertporter!

(BTW, all usernames ending with the suffix "-man" are automatically disqualified!)
Albert, somehow I missed your novella last week but I am very glad I ran across it now. That was just too funny. Thanks !!!
Nice, Albert. Where were you when I was enrolled in exploratory writing classes?
I was once reading a thread which discussed something about the classic threads on Audiogon and one of them was to do with refigerator, I was laughing for at least a week after having read that, now it is going to be history repeating itself.

Albert I know you were talented, but this is just unbelievable.

Everyone here appreciated your work of art, including those who were in your story, but if I remember reading all of it none thanked you for it. So, on behalf of all audiogoners thank you indeed for having entertained us.
Thanks for not mentioning me Albert. I'm putting off my fifteen minutes as long as possible.
Signed
Content to be a wallflower.
nrchy