Who's got the best user name?

There are lots of descriptive or hillarious user names being employed here, but which ones are your favorites?

nrchy01-30-2005 5:26pm

khaki8 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 206 posts 02-01-2005 at 08:12am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My all time favorite but I think it was on Ebay was MINTMILANO
pops Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,284 posts 02-07-2005 at 09:25pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Albert, you showoff! :-)
zaikesman Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,017 posts 02-08-2005 at 06:23am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Well, I guess now there's nothing to do but put the boringest username on Audiogon in the ring of name-fame as an honorary inductee - Albertporter! (BTW, all usernames ending with the suffix "-man" are automatically disqualified!)
goinbroke Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 105 posts 02-08-2005 at 06:16pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Albert, somehow I missed your novella last week but I am very glad I ran across it now. That was just too funny. Thanks !!!
mhu Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 102 posts 02-12-2005 at 12:53pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Nice, Albert. Where were you when I was enrolled in exploratory writing classes?