Marco you may have to apply for a or ® instead, because Rectal Fire has been a well practiced ritual in my life for many years.
The frustrating thing is that it always seems to be totally random and incredibly violent. One case of it which still causes an involuntary pucker is when I was stuck in customs re-entering the US and waiting for my luggage to pop out of the baggage claim shoot. The Rectal Fire started to rise, but I was in a roped off area with a bunch of unfriendly looking US Customs officers that I'm sure wouldn't let me use the john because who knows what I might be trying to get rid of. Baggage from a Korean Airlines flight somehow got in front of ours and I thought for sure that good ol' Montezuma was going to make a messy guest appearance for all us weary travelers returning from Cabo.
Luckily he never rose out of the Rectal Fire but died down into a whimpering, simmering gurgle during my long cab ride home.
The frustrating thing is that it always seems to be totally random and incredibly violent. One case of it which still causes an involuntary pucker is when I was stuck in customs re-entering the US and waiting for my luggage to pop out of the baggage claim shoot. The Rectal Fire started to rise, but I was in a roped off area with a bunch of unfriendly looking US Customs officers that I'm sure wouldn't let me use the john because who knows what I might be trying to get rid of. Baggage from a Korean Airlines flight somehow got in front of ours and I thought for sure that good ol' Montezuma was going to make a messy guest appearance for all us weary travelers returning from Cabo.
Luckily he never rose out of the Rectal Fire but died down into a whimpering, simmering gurgle during my long cab ride home.