I find the Eagles "Get Over It" to be pretty funny. It is about people unwilling to take responsibility for their lives, and instead, hope to cash in on whatever "victim" status they can claim. The last few lines are:
Complain about the present
Blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child
And kick its little ass.
Complain about the present
Blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child
And kick its little ass.