Funniest sales pitch

What is the funniest sales pitch you've read? My current favorite is one I just read today. It was,"I'm selling these speakers because they are too good for me."

makersmark07-07-2004 7:15pm

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nrchy Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,124 posts 07-08-2004 at 02:21am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Need to raise money for my hemerroid surgery?!?
slappy Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 903 posts 07-08-2004 at 03:11am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete how about "I got 8 of these rowland amps for Xmas, only need one" Got i want his relatives. I'd like to see something honest. "Got caught in the hype, bought this stupid piece of shit, and now i realize what a goddamn idiot i am, please please please somone unload this worthless boat anchor from me. Paypal add 3%"
sean Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 6,231 posts 07-08-2004 at 03:55am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete "The XXXX's are one of finest components that money can buy". Well, if that's the case, why are you replacing it and what did you buy to replace it??? Let me know so that i don't make the same mistake that you did : ) Sean >
jtinn Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,124 posts 07-08-2004 at 03:55am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Best Ever for sure... Skull said it: "Selling in order to buy BMW for stripper girlfriend." A classic.
sean Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 6,231 posts 07-08-2004 at 04:23am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Jtinn: I agree. That one may take the cake : ) Sean >

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