Funniest sales pitch

I'm selling this $10,000 solid state amp to go back to $500 tube system. Or I'm selling my $10,000 Wolcott tube amps to get a used $500 NAD amp.

this 1 wins, hands down,BOSE WAS MADE BY MCINTOSH, im not kiddin one bit.

there is some nut selling a bose 1801 amp on ebay right now claiming that bose was made by mac.

i wish i had known this fact before i invested 15,000 in mac gear.

i coulda saved a ton o cash if only i had bought a bose lifestyles system.

mike.

Bigjoe- there was some guy on eBay a while back - perhaps he's still
doing it - who was offering to 'host' an advertisement on his bald head!
I forget whether it was a tattoo or temporary thing, but the price was
pretty steep as I recall.

By far the best sales pitch I've ever read on any e-trade site was on eBay
and was widely publicized. It was some guy selling his ex-wife's
wedding dress. He modeled the dress himself, hairy chest and all, but
that wasn't the funniest part. The guy's sales pitch was bust a gut
laughing hilarious! I think he ended up going on several talk shows as a
result of the auction and his pitch. I'm sure you could still find the
listing somewhere on the Internet though the auction was long over. I
think it had something like 12 million hits when I viewed it and that is no
misprint!

Marco

Here's the eBay listing for the famous wedding dress guy. It broke an eBay record with over 6 million hits by auction's end!

You can find articles about him online doing a search under "ebay wedding dress guy"

Marco

I nearly pissed my pants when one of my friends sent me the link to the wedding dress auction. A prize winner, for sure.