Do you ever find yerself...

Yeah, I was at a strip club with a bunch of buddies, and I said "when that chick [stripper] faces our way, her rack looks two Anthony Gallo A'Divas sitting side-by-side." My friend Clarence said, "just shut and get a lap dance!"

Actually, as some A'GoNers may already know, especially Marco, I tend to use metaphors relating to WOMEN when trying to describe the way a certain audio component sounds.

Here's an excerpt from partially uselful review I posted late last year:

"The BC21 is Maria Grazia Cucinotta from the movie Il Postino. A six foot tall, smoldering, simple peasant girl and Mediterannean beauty standing across the foosball table with a look of defiance and overt sexuality daring me to take the ball from her mouth. Some audiophiles might hesitate to take her home to meet mom..."

So in this case, it's the opposite of what you ask, heheh.

An expensive restaurant is like esoteric audio equipment.

You usually get what you pay for, whether it be posh atmosphere, fancy European chefs, rare delicacies or an expensive hand crafted faceplate.

If you barf your high dollar meal all over the table, you leave hungry and a lot poorer.

A foosball in her mouth? Those things are filty.

Yeah, who knows what other fisherman's mouth that thing has been in.