@whart Look, man, there was no antagonism implied or intended. Especially not if people are going to get bent out of shape over a question about a mechanical device.
"Most folks are allergic to hype, and I’m not going to tell you that
veils were lifted or the orchestra was in the room. What I will tell you
is that I’ve spent a fair amount of time and money messing around with
various record cleaning methods, machines and techniques and not only
have a lot of records, but some very valuable ones. I can get a record
very clean using a basic VPI. But some records, particularly older
records that have been exposed to who knows what, require multiple
cleanings, and in my experience, multiple approaches. That’s where the
combo of a couple different devices, including ultrasonic, starts to pay
off."
There - that's what I was looking for in the first place - that and @mapman 's earlier take.
As for the suit, fly rod, and vacation - those are all objects or experiences custom made for one person only (or a couple, in the case of the latter) and not really suited for anyone else. That's a far cry from a mass-produced (relatively speaking) cleaning device.
I probably will invest in a VPI once my collection approaches a decent number.