Your not a serious audiophile I'd you have??????

You’re not a serious audiophile if you aren’t curious how much better things would sound using Synergistic fuses; have even less curiosity about the differences between Red vs Black fuse versions; and have absolutely no interest whatsoever finding out which fuse direction would sound best in your system.

You’re not a serious audiophile if you find Spotify good enough and the sound quality "advantage" of Tidal inadequate reason to spend 2x more per month.

(The larger principle at work in the above)...you are not a serious audiophile if you refuse to spend 10x more to chase an incremental "1%" in sonic improvement.

You're not a serious audiophile if any of your 'boutique' cables/cords touch the floor.

Your not a serious audiophile if you are not constantly telling everyone, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it"

A wife.

...back up components just in case any piece in that expensive collection malfunctions 

...an Audiogon addiction

...a child, pet, and smoke free home - excluding fireplaces. 

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