Your not a serious audiophile I'd you have??????

Your not a serious audiophile if you are not constantly telling everyone, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it"

A wife.

...back up components just in case any piece in that expensive collection malfunctions 

...an Audiogon addiction

...a child, pet, and smoke free home - excluding fireplaces. 

...

OCD? 🤔

Unless you lied to your wife about exactly how much that cable cost

Unless you finished work early to get back home to either hide the box or put the component in your system and put the box in the loft because you know if you keep the box you will get more for it when you come to sell it all before the wife gets home.

I agree absolutely with the above comment When advertising second hand gear you describe it from child, smoke and pet free house