How many pair of speakers do you own?

let's see...

dunlavy sc IV's upgraded tweeters
B&W 801 limited edition w/north creek crossovers
B&W matrix 805's
Quad esl 57's
magnepan MMG's
Spendor SP-100's

I have a bunch of other speakers i dont use, but those are the main ones.

I own one pair only.*

*Unless you count a pair that detaches from an Aiwa boombox upstairs in our bedroom, and computer speakers, etcetera.

B&W 803S
JBL 4412A
JBL 4206
YAMAHA NS-10M
KEF Q-5
ALTEC LANSING S-55
CANTON COMBI??
SONY APM??
JENSEN C-JR
INSIGNIA NS-B2111 (3 PAIRS)
SDAT SDAT LEB-404 (yes, that garbage)

I have 16 pair and must devise ways to hide them, so my wife always thinks I have only seven or eight. One way to hide 'em is in plain sight: A quad of JBL S109 Aquarius, Ohm 3s and 4s, two pair of Snells both in light oak, etc. Usually, I'll modfy one pair and keep the other restored as stock for comparison. Move 'em around frequently: You're never sure if you last saw 'em in this room or in the basement.

Lafayette-Criterion-25a-since 1968
lafayette-criterion 80
Dynaco A-25
AR-3A---AR-9LS-AR-SUB,ADVENT-SUB
Klipsh-lascala's X4-and heresey's
B&W-802-SERIES 80
B&WCDM1 SE-X4
B&W303's
B&W601s3's
MERLIN-TSM MM with a Velodyne-fsr-18-currently use.