How many pair of speakers do you own?

I own one pair only.*

*Unless you count a pair that detaches from an Aiwa boombox upstairs in our bedroom, and computer speakers, etcetera.

B&W 803S
JBL 4412A
JBL 4206
YAMAHA NS-10M
KEF Q-5
ALTEC LANSING S-55
CANTON COMBI??
SONY APM??
JENSEN C-JR
INSIGNIA NS-B2111 (3 PAIRS)
SDAT SDAT LEB-404 (yes, that garbage)

I have 16 pair and must devise ways to hide them, so my wife always thinks I have only seven or eight. One way to hide 'em is in plain sight: A quad of JBL S109 Aquarius, Ohm 3s and 4s, two pair of Snells both in light oak, etc. Usually, I'll modfy one pair and keep the other restored as stock for comparison. Move 'em around frequently: You're never sure if you last saw 'em in this room or in the basement.

Lafayette-Criterion-25a-since 1968
lafayette-criterion 80
Dynaco A-25
AR-3A---AR-9LS-AR-SUB,ADVENT-SUB
Klipsh-lascala's X4-and heresey's
B&W-802-SERIES 80
B&WCDM1 SE-X4
B&W303's
B&W601s3's
MERLIN-TSM MM with a Velodyne-fsr-18-currently use.

32 pairs.

ADS L810
Altec Corona
AR 2A
Bose ??
Boston Acoustics A70
Burhoe Crimson
Definitive Technology ??
Design Acoustics D8
Design Acoustics D12
Eosones ??
EPI 602
EPI M50
EPI 350
EPI M201
Innotech D24
Koss ??
Leslie DVX
Polk Monitor 4
Radio Shack LX??
SFI ??
Shahinian Obelisk
Shahinian Elf
Shahinian Super Elf
Shahinian Diapason
Stephens Factory cabinet 206XA's
Vero Research Soundwave PS 2.0
Vero Research Soundwave ??
VMPS Super Tower R's
VMPS RM1
Wharfedale Diamond (3 pairs)