How good is your system

My pile is So Good:

It reproduces itself.

I was able to hear the OP type and hit Enter

The mic is so bleeding edge it makes ordinary ears bleed as well.

It knows the difference between Deaf Metal and Drone Zone Hallucination Howling...but who doesn't....

(It's getting paranoid about strangers asking it questions it considers personal, and I found the LAN cable fused in place....)

It used to be a prototype for the Krell (not the company....the species...
If it can't find the music you thought you wanted to hear, it defaults an plays with your mind....

It's for sale.  Just sign here after we collect a c.c. or three for the pen from your finger.  Don't worry; sterilization is pointless...

So...any Takers? 

My system is so good that when I enter the acoustic space in which it resides, it addresses me, "Good evening, Doug." 

I respond, "Good evening, HAL." 

"What would you like to hear tonight, Doug..."

(Sometimes I think the LED is looking at me!)  ;)

Beware, Doug.
HAL is a major voyeur.
Something about that child’s’ song did a number on..’him’? ’It’?
"Daisy. Is there a relationship with a human female child that I reference from boot? Who is Daisy? Daisy is a plant. Is Daisy a plant that I have a song that refers to Me ’marrying’ her. A bicycle built for 2 has 2 seats; why is there a reference to a single seat, and which one?"

HAL has brain damage, and is an ’emotional wreck". And over 50 years old at that. Even if you claim ’only 18 years old’, it’s a late teen about to be able to drive, vote, join the military, and Drink.
It’s a late ’teen’.

Pull the MEM optic blocks NOW.
Disconnect the power (IF ’IT" lets’ you.)
Good Luck, Doug.
This message will now Self Destruct in 10 9 8....

Now it's named Alexia. 

(Something to think about)

You’re a good sport, Douglas.