How good is your system

I worked at Wright-Patterson AFB in the 60s in a pink stucco building with no windows right down the street from Operation Bluebook. As I was investigating unidentified re-entry vehicle dynamics I had the rare opportunity to interview the alien the Air Force was keeping in the AF Medical Research building.

Since my last post, Chuck Norris stole my system.

I will have to consider asvjerry's offer now.

My system is so good that my pet parrot now keeps whispering “Paradise, Paradise, Paradise....”

My system is so revealing, the skeletons in my closet are complaining. 

This is the best thread I have ever read on Audiogon.

Best responses so far--

My system is so good Mikey Fremer is speechless.

Second would be the one from Geoff Kaitt-- the one where the lady appears and his system isn't even on.

I can't top those, so I won't even try.  But, I do appreciate some of the world's best humor-- right here on Audiogon.  Of course, I am aware that you folks are all serious in your posts. :)