How many audiophiles do you need to change a lightbulb?

Don't  forget to cryo the bulbs for more luminescence. 

All of this modern nonsense. Give me the good old days when it took a village of audiophiles to built those analog candles.

Don’t forget to let the pasters paste the socket, no micro-arcing wanted.

I would probably leave that task to the non-audiophiles.....like my wife.

As you would expect, boistrous arguments break out on bulb directionality. One group claims the bulb goes in clockwise, another group claims it’s counter-clockwise. A third group claims it doesn’t matter. Obviously, the debate how long it takes the bulb to light up once the light switch is flicked is a fierce one.