How many audiophiles do you need to change a lightbulb?

I had an authentic "Uncle Fester" light bulb when I was a kid. Took it to school and got hundreds of laughs. Also got two hours detention after school.......

OP:
the answer is zero.  Audiophiles would never change the bulb because their system sounds better with the lights off.

I love these posts!  Way to go Goners...

You guys n gals are forgetting a couple of my bulb installation steps before I can even think of spinning my naked wife (because clothes could generate a harmful static charge )as she's holding the bulb with her velvet gloves on (because she looks sexy nude with nothing on but those soft velvet gloves and okay, maybe her high heels too):

Filament modifications by Phil Ament Technologies.
Light absorption panels at first light reflection points just in case the light is excessively bright due to overly pale wall colors.

     Even after the bulb has been properly installed, don't forget we also need to decide the important question of whether we turn the bulb off after each use or leave it on 24/7.  I'm certain we all understand the bulb can't produce its optimum light quality until it's been properly warmed up.

Tim