About the cheapest cable elevators (for those with empty pockets)


Ok, I don’t know if this has been done, but I did it and I’ll pass it on.

BTW zero scientific study has been done - so you know what they say you get what you pay for.

Anyway, get yourself a pool noodle, you know the ones with the hole down the middle, I’m sure if you have kids you probably have one in the garage or out in the pool, cut into 3-4” sections with a sharp knife, slit the section down one side, slip cable through slit, tada! Your done. Cut as many as you need to get that highly overpriced cable of ours off the ground and enjoy 200% more soundstage, 300% lower noise floor, and perfect frequency response.


Ok, maybe my claims are a bit optimistic. . .
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I still like my idea of pressing a bunch of 9” Statue of Liberty 🗽 🗽 🗽 souvenirs into duty as cable suspenders. 
But what if you need more statues? Then you have to go back on vacation, by the time you get your plane ticket, hotel room, eating, then back to the gift store and by then you’ve spent well over 2 grand!

i don’t know Geoff, seems expensive to me ;)
I use the paper egg cartons. Cut it so you get 4 to 6 egg holders each. Even have the grooves in them for the cables to rest. They work a delight.
An even more attractive option is to use bungee cords hung from the ceiling