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Just send me all your cables and $500 and I'll bathe them in himalayan
salt, freeze them to -10c during the next full moon and send them back.
Guaranteed to give you your money's worth.
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NO wait, send them to me and I will do that and send them back in an embossed gold lame box. For an extra $500 I will personalize your gold lame box with your name and date of birth of your super audio conductors!!!
NO wait, send them to me and I will do that and send them back in an embossed gold lame box. For an extra $500 I will personalize your gold lame box with your name and date of birth of your super audio conductors!!!