Most annoying song, period.

What, nobody has mentioned “Patches”?  Who the hell thought it was a good idea to set those awful lyrics to that awful music?

And “Leader of the Pack” and all of the songs about guys who take a girl to the prom only to learn that she has been dead for years.

And of course,”Bang a Gong”.

I guess I’m not sophisticated enough to appreciate the critically acclaimed album: "Troutmask replica" by Captain Beefheart.
It just grates on all my senses.

It pains me to say that I don't like Captain Beefheart at all.  I actually saw him and the band live, too.  Sometime in the prehistoric era.

Anything by Kelly Clarkson.  Go on a diet,and then just go away!

I’m sorry falconquest, while I’d agree to most of what Bread did, "Baby-I’m-A-Want You" of course qualifies here, Incredibly, Mother Freedom is definitely one of the better songs, directly preceding it on the album. There used to be a live version on YouTube when they performed Mother Freedom at an Ohio radio station, but that’s gone now.

I happened to find a couple of records at a store, and I told the manager when I was buying them that I’d try not to hold it against him that he had not one, but two albums by the Starland Vocal Band.

One of those songs it was almost OK to listen to once, but not after 10K times, and in the spirit of the barking dogs Jingle Bells Song, I’ll nominate "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer." Unfortunately I’ll hear it another 10K times before Thanksgiving if I turn the radio on.