i'm looking for something that may not exist


sam here & i'm looking for a small portable device like a small mp3 player that when you turn it on it makes all your digital audio sound like the finest first press vintage vinyl? has to be very portable & fit in your pocket with no cables to plugin to your phone or dac player.you simply turn it on & all your digital audio sounds like pure analog warm vinyl without the clicks,pops,scratches,surface noise,tracking errors,ect.& the volume control could be modified to act as a tone knob only unlike a simple bass, mid, treble, by adjusting the volume it would be like swapping out the phono cartridge to get that perfect sound every time.plus i don't want blue tooth so it has to work on the earths natural electromagnetic frequencies kind of like natures wifi? if this exist can someone let me know where i can buy one because i love the sound of vintage vinyl i just want the convenience of digital audio thanks guitar sam
guitarsam
sam here thanks for all the input & after a bit of research & experimentation i believe i have the sound i’m looking for.it turned out to be harder to get something to work in real time for live streaming ect,.i’m using an mp3/flac player as the temporary housing until i can construct something permanent.because i’m using the earths natural magnetic frequencies i don’t need cables or blue tooth as the sound is naturally wireless. i’m including a couple of audio before/after samples to get some feedback on weather you can even hear a difference as i might be experiencing the placebo effect? & if you do hear a difference is it an improvement or do i need to do some more tweaking to the sound to get it just right.
BEFORE https://www73.zippyshare.com/v/GedBNcF8/file.html

AFTER    https://www73.zippyshare.com/v/QdQI8XIu/file.html


I don't  think  this  is a serious  thread. Using the earth's magnetic  frequencies  as wireless?? What the devil does that even mean?
This is what you need - plus Qobuz/Tidal hi-res subscription. Although - not exactly, but this is the closest you will get for now.

https://www.sony.com/electronics/walkman/nw-wm1z

Difficult to find as they are no longer manufactured, but well worth the effort/search.

Just squeeze it once at the beginning of each track.

http://www.jimbosworld.org/sections/scrapbook/pockettrout.jpg

DeKay