I like the Space Pens......y'know, the ones' that would write upside down?
*S* Priceless when you're on your back too messed up to sit up....
Actually, there was a black market for them...the aliens couldn't get enough of them. When they were discontinued, they were pissed (or their version of it.....you really don't want to know how it's done....).
Anyway....they got so upset over that, they're going to return and waste the planet. It'll take them a while to get back to this sector, but they've got this new virus that starts slowly, but is supposed to wipe us off like snow on a windshield...