Should people with no turntable or reel to reel be considered audiophiles?

• Murphy’s Lesser-Known Dictums:
  

• Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  

• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  

• Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  

• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  

• The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  

• The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
  

• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
  

• The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  

• A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  

I’ve been using some of these threads as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. As I mentioned I’m pursuing a career in standup comedy. It helps to come here and have someone to talk to but I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.