Am I out of my mind? #obsessed

Paulgardner, The paint on those is a polyester lacquer and very hard. You can refinish it easily just like a car. I use Menzerna products (German Meguiar's) If the scratches are light (you can not feel them with a fingernail) you would start with 2500 and finish with 3500. You can do it by hand with a microfiber cloth rubbing firmly in circles overlapping as you go along then buff out with a clean microfiber cloth. STAY AWAY from the edges. The paint is thin here. Once buffed out you do not need to put anything on the surface. You will just make it cloudy. You can probably do this 3-4 times before getting into trouble as long as you stay away from the edges. You could use a random orbital polisher but given the small surfaces I would tend to recommend sticking to rubbing out by hand unless you are very experience with the polisher. You can get Menzerna products at autogeek.net.

Ardex nano sealant 

Pledge works great. I use it my head. Keeps it nice and shiny and dust free. 

@mijostyn

Awesome. I will look into that process as well! Lots of good ideas to explore. Once again thank you all, very much appreciated. 
Paul 

That is precisely why I went with walnut. Gloss black is just impossible to keep looking clean.