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Newly patented, infinitely adjustable system tuning
Working with a variety of manufacturers on a new concept.
You put knobs in the panels of your preamp or integrated, which let you adjust, at will, to any degree of precision, the bass OR the treble, while leaving the midrange the same!
You will no longer have to build entirely new systems for every album, or genre, or recording age.
It's really amazing. You can listen to album after album comfortably, without having to buy entirely new speakers, cables, or just stop listening. Is it too bright? Turn the knob. Not punchy? Turn the knob. Late night listening? Turn them both! You can just keep touching them and they let you.
I'll provide more information as the lawyers permit.
You put knobs in the panels of your preamp or integrated, which let you adjust, at will, to any degree of precision, the bass OR the treble, while leaving the midrange the same!
You will no longer have to build entirely new systems for every album, or genre, or recording age.
It's really amazing. You can listen to album after album comfortably, without having to buy entirely new speakers, cables, or just stop listening. Is it too bright? Turn the knob. Not punchy? Turn the knob. Late night listening? Turn them both! You can just keep touching them and they let you.
I'll provide more information as the lawyers permit.
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All audiophiles need a pair of these, detail and level enhancers. https://drrajatgupta.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Otoplasty-for-Prominent-Ears-Dr-Rajat-Gupta-Plas... Cheers George |
I heard from a guy who said that in order for them to let you keep touching them, you have to be a celebrity. But then, that guy keeps touching them even if they DON'T let him. He has used lots of lawyers to get out of sticky situations, sometimes spending $130,000. He's so dumb his lawyer had to tell him to pay in cash, not with a check. Duh. |
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