"...'Ell, officer, it was all pretty chummy to begin with. For what looked like a meeting of the AA/AD....What? Oh, the Amateur Alcoholics/Audio Division....yeah, weird....*L* Well, somewhere around the 6th or 8th round on some fool's credit card, they started in on IC's and speaker cables. The one meter cables came out aaaand they started in on each other....
...mmmhuh, it deteriorated from there, the bartender tried, but they ransacked the bar at that point. Shrieking about DACs' and such, scary bunch of dodgers drunkenly debating dis 'n DAT's...
It was bad enough until the fire hose got dragged out....there was all that blood 'n vomit, mixed with the broken glassware I don't know how the hotel is going to clean up the mess after all that...
Can I identify any of the bodies?! You've Got to be kidding me....."