Synergistic calls out Audioholics

Do any of Stereophiles measurements tell you how the gear will sound?

 Well, yes and when Mr. Atkinson starts publishing measurements from his new toy, klippel NFS it will tell me even more how a speaker will sound.  

Guess the state is required to keep kids safe from their idiotic parents.

Yes they are, it's one reason family court is overwhelmed.
No assault rifles are not AOK as well as useless pebbles wrapped around a child's neck.

The problem with Kinder Eggs is that current USA variation is missing the point. It does not have yellow in the middle. No yolk, no egg. I am heartbroken. Also, for whatever reason, toys in USA version are never as sophisticated as some of the European ones.

"...useless pebbles wrapped around a child’s neck."

Kinder Eggs are potential risk with probably very low complication rate. The real deal is in those little and very strong magnets, some shaped like small little balls, and even more so in button cell batteries. Kids love them.

For certain crowd, add toothbrushes too.

And the best way to save children from their stupid parents will be a dismantling of the traditional family unit! All for the sake of such a small number of victims whose parents were born that way (stupid) so the fault isnt really with them but with the system. Right?

My sons survived pebbles, kinder eggs, assault rifles and we have had no accidents yet after 2 years playing with IEDs. God Bless America!

My sons survived pebbles, kinder eggs, assault rifles and we have had no accidents yet after 2 years playing with IEDs. God Bless America!

Cool.  I know guys who survived speeding through crowded neighborhoods and driving drunk.  No accidents.  So I guess that stuff is ok and doesn't really pose a danger.