Well while your at it, would you PM me the information too. Include your SS number, DOB, Mother maiden name, place of birth.
I promise to keep it safe. Really.
I'll keep it safe for the simple fee of 12k a year 30 year contract. YOU pay the income tax liability, state and fed. Need to make that clear..
I'll sent the electronic copy, you only need open it to comply and enforce the terms of the contract..
Thank you for the opportunity to sucker punch your dance card. The 360K worth of TAX free money that will earn 2.2 million in compound interest (tax free) in the 30 year period.. Just a bonus...
AND while reading my offer is NOT a commitment it is a binder in that it will cost 15,000.00 usd to release the binder. Just standard STUFF.
Do We Cheat Them and How, DBA as "The Law Firm"
Regard.. :-)
