You mean someone buys this stuff?

Yeah he is trying to sell and make creative things based on rega turntables and products but i can see the coffee table being a problem especially with anyone but you around.

@tablejockey  agreed, this is pretty sick!

This is straight out of Seinfeld, a Kramer invention.

Hilarious reading the replies. I was surprised no one mentioned one key word: children?
BTW @millercarbon et al, I'm suspicious that those "speakers" are actually baby aliens from the 1953 "War of the Worlds" movie. After all, the truth is out there and some think Area 51 will be open to the public soon. Hey, maybe it's full of great audio equipment! 

This one came be summed up in the adage "I fool and his money are soon parted".  Not much else to say.  Wait, for anyone who's interested, I've got this land for sale.  In Florida.