OK, so I have to ask. Is this real, or is this a joke?

Could be but I can hear  them just fine as is 3-d and all thanks to my very own personal tweak tonic with only the finest and most correct ingredients applied. 😉

I'm sorry to quote The Beatles but it seems appropriate:

It's all in the mind, you know.

Or is it?

It's all in the mind, y'know.

Some guys on the internet say its worth it and don’t be a knuckle dragger so there you go what else do you need?

Great stuff!

When you have no case, don't argue the case, argue the man. In this case that means insult the ones who know this stuff works. If that is what you call great stuff, then I feel sorry for you.