Earwax!

Not surprised:

The plot is very (too) close to that of "The Celestine Prophecy".

Oh, and speaking of lint - here are the UFO pics...

https://www.pocket-lint.com/cameras/news/157512-best-ufo-photos-and-sightings-captured-on-film

DeKay

Actually, I saw  a ufo once, one of the silver disks. it was fllitting around. At that time in my life, it didn’t even seem that weird and I didn’t have much of a reaction. I have no idea what it was.I think the problem with the lint book is that it was just too close to the truth, so the government intervene to keep anyone from finding out about the bad dust bunnies.

I was an abductee from early childhood up until my mid 20's.

One benefit was that they, the aliens, always cleaned out my ears (along with with other things).

DeKay

Based on how much pain I endured at urgent care, that seems like it’s worth it.

don't forget to remind your barber/stylist to remove hair from ear holes.