Gain, relative permittivity and the efficiency of electrical devices can be expressed as dimensionless numbers.
Dimensionless numbers. Check.
For a moment, think of electricity as dimensionless energy moving through 3 dimensional pathways
Dimensionless energy. Check. But- wait a minute! It is moving through dimensions?!?! Nevermind. We got ad copy to fill!
When vibration is introduced into the atmosphere at the front baffle of the loudspeakers, vibration becomes a 3-dimensional form of energy that can only dissipate by permeating into 3-dimensional objects causing an unnaturally high state of mechanical excitation to occur within them;
Uh, what?
the objects vibrate.
Oh. Why not just say so then?
They will continue to vibrate when music is playing and eventually establish a relatively constant state of unnaturally high equilibrium that is well known to degrade the performance of audio components.
How can equilibrium be unnaturally high? If it's high wouldn't that be disequilibrium? Nevermind!
It might be more appropriate to view Center Stage2 as a catalyst in a complex energy reaction that occurs between your equipment and its environment.
Um, doesn't a catalyst catalyze? That is, make things go faster? So it accelerates energy interactions then? Nevermind. Ad copy!
While this amount of kinetic and vibration energy is relatively small, the sonic consequences can be very large if these energies are unregulated and undamped.
So is it a catalyst? Or a damper? Because these are opposite and mutually exclusive, ya know?
Center Stage2 is a catalyst
So not a damper then.
designed to change the prevailing state of equilibrium in that energy reaction and to permanently hold it in a reduced or damped state.
Oh wait now it is a damper! And also creates disequilibrium!
Center Stage2 is different and better because it uses novel applications in material science to achieve its isolation and damping benefits.
And catalyzing? What happened to catalyst?
Your components will now immerse you in a sonic environment that has been described as a unified acoustic field. That’s why we think our product is aptly named when we describe the listener experience as being “Center Stage”.
So now it does speaker placement too? I give up. Granted there is always the chance it works and they just prefer a deliberately nonsensical marketing narrative. Let's hope so!