Santa didnt bring me a $20k linestage

Better yet I come up with a linestage preamp for 1K and you leave 19K in the stocking for Santa, you drink the Fu$%#n' milk and cookies cuz Santa's a little strapped after the inflation thing. Reindeer food went up 400% and Vets cost a lot when they visit the North Pole. Much less a road call to Africa for a broken red nose or something..

The North Koreans had a target lock on Santa the whole time.

Party Poopers

Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby

Dan Hicks...Santa Claus wants some lovin

'K.....5/5, over 'n out for the count.

X-mas '21 is hysterical, I mean, History...or Herstory....whatevvver...

Boxing Day memes & tropes.....can't think of anything but recycling.  Besides, we've a burn ban in effect....

NYEve:

What resolutions will you make 'n break faster than a stale breadstick?

Mine:
Successfully completing sorting out 'logically' the wasteland of 'stuff' on my personal workbench vs. sweeping it all into a large box felt-penned 'misc. audio' and toe-poking under said bench.

No New 'Bots in the house....R2D2Detox

Guess he couldn't find one for you with home theater bypass. 

He got run over by a reindeer before he got to your house.  No wait, that was grandma.  Paramedics intercepted your package while they were working on her.