Santa didnt bring me a $20k linestage

Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby

Dan Hicks...Santa Claus wants some lovin

'K.....5/5, over 'n out for the count.

X-mas '21 is hysterical, I mean, History...or Herstory....whatevvver...

Boxing Day memes & tropes.....can't think of anything but recycling.  Besides, we've a burn ban in effect....

NYEve:

What resolutions will you make 'n break faster than a stale breadstick?

Mine:
Successfully completing sorting out 'logically' the wasteland of 'stuff' on my personal workbench vs. sweeping it all into a large box felt-penned 'misc. audio' and toe-poking under said bench.

No New 'Bots in the house....R2D2Detox

Guess he couldn't find one for you with home theater bypass. 

He got run over by a reindeer before he got to your house.  No wait, that was grandma.  Paramedics intercepted your package while they were working on her.

Maybe you were not on the nice list.

Was there a black rock in your stocking?