Headstone

They are a bunch of party poopers.

I could hear them now "You have to be dead",

BUT why?

Because.

Because why?

Look Mister we live on a busy street for a reason. If you time it just right coming out of Mass from across the street a car will knock you right in our parking lot..  You're done. Curbside pickup to boot.

Now go away kid ya bother me..

"Here I lie. Unfortunately, there is no God. Only worms."

Whiskey Bottles ,

And brand new cars,

Oak tree your in my way...

Oak tree you're in my way. (grammar police)

(@ 2:44 am)

F*** the Police