Best audiophile earwax removal system?

What were you all saying? I couldn't hear you...

I just move the wax around until I get the base right. 
I did have this done a couple of years ago by an audiologist. I could not believe the size of some of the boulders she was pulling out. I was tempted to ask her if she found the lost remote, I probably will safe that comment for when I get my colonoscopy lol. She  said i needed to have this done every couple of years. Your post reminded me I need to get this scheduled, so very timely indeed. 

Do not EVER stick a Q tip or anything like it in your ear. Ever. I've been using the ear drops/water blaster bulb system for over 40 years or something and it's the only commercially available thing anybody should use, and it works...it can take a few tries to get it done but it does the job and you immediately notice the difference in your hearing.

Try an 8mm drill bit.

Take a length of strong thread and enter it into one ear.  Keep pushing it in until the end comes out of the other ear.  Hold the ends with your two hands and pull it backwards and forwards vigorously for five minutes.