Just because most people tried to advise without knowing your budget does not make this statement a valid question:
"What should I get for the littlest investment that would work better than this wobbly, squeaky thing?"
I suppose you could argue that grammatically its a question but then when one person suggested MoFi your response was "Super Expensive"
Like I said before Everybody here is ready to help, But, You need to sort out your budget first otherwise there are endless suggestion.