This is totally ludicrous. But here goes anyway:
My experience is that vinyl CAN be equal or better than most digital music reproduction (Not enough for me to chase but that is a personal preference.) To get there you gotta pay to play, either mucho money or gobs of time to maximize SQ. Your cheapskate antics ain’t gettin’ it.
You got exactly what you deserve. The vinyl freaks around here spend more $ on a stylus than your total expenditures. Plus careful setup and then prep before each play. All this work to enjoy <30 minutes at a crack. Not worth it to me any more.
But I do savor the occasional LP side.