@arcticdeth Your post was quite musical itself. Here - i've turned it into a found poem of sorts:
"Magic Sauce"
by Arcticdeth
magic sauce.
snake oil
reds cure all lineament, just 2 sips a day,
you will be vigil and feel better than you ever have.
some of this stuff is plain silly,
people who open their wallets for thousands
for vaseline mixed w a little food coloring applied to a wall plug.
same as the 500 dollar power cord,
its called hype truth,
you imagine the 500 bills you dropped
on a power cord will actually make
trumpets circle your ears with magical ability
to render you motionless,
to add 2 more inches to mr. happy.
from your (80% homes) breaker box,
you have 12ga wiring throughout your home,
thousands of feet running upstairs,
down,
all over,
yet a 10awg cord will suddenly transform
your shotty house wiring into a magic conduit
from which unicorns shoot rainbow chocolate
kaka rings through your body,
giving you such elation that you spent 5oo$
on a power cord, which
oddly enough
might give you rapture of the eardrums
and make mr chub come out to play.
