Lack of Female Representation

Years ago I visited a girlfriend in Denver and took her to a hi-end audio store (don't remember the name) to share sonic bliss with her. To no avail. She glanced at the coffee table on which was a spread of magazines and remarked, "Oh, these are here to give the wives something to do." 

Spot on. 

Who cares anyway.

I've been in the same home for 30 years now. Every couple years we have the septic tank pumped. Always without fail it is done by a man. Never once has a woman come out.

I've never had a male dental hygienist. 

My lady is hearing impaired so count her out.....   she does love music and totally gets my " obsession " as she calls it 

They only see knobs and flashing lights with massive price tags.

Maybe golf should add more knobs and flashing lights to keep the buggers away.