Watermelon test for audiophiles!

I have a more superior method than tap - buy the new breed of black-green skin water melons and especially "Yumi" brand of organic water melons.

They are super sweet like eating clumps of sugar but they are not cheap.  A 10-13 pound melon goes for $9 at Sprouts.

So far I have 100% success rate for the 4 that I have purchased on different occasions.  I have also tried other brands of black water melon but they weren't as sweet as the Yumi.  Like in hifi, the right brand matters 🤣

I wish Gallagher were still around...he'd know. No one's done more testing. That, and his test audiences can attest to the various tastes of all manner of melons.

All the best,
Nonoise

Had the pleasure of seeing Gallagher in Vegas with the Unknown Comic when he pulled the bag off his head. Gallagher was great. 

Thump my hot dog.

When I was a firefighter on the Florida gulf coast, some of us worked the shows at the Civic Center on our days off. When Gallagher came to town I always got to help set up his props and mess with the Sledge-O-Matic.

Nice guy, Gallagher. Total pothead. Could get high just by walking by his tour bus.