In this hot and perfect watermelon season (where lots of them are really tasty and sweet), I was wondering if audiophiles can actually pick up a PERFECT watermelon just by tapping it and listening to the tap. If one can hear differences between different cables, it's a lot easier task to listen to watermelon tap. Or on the other hand, if you can't tell which watermelon is perfect by tapping, how come you can hear differences in wires or cables?
It's not at all about the tap. It's about the yellow spot. The bigger it is means it riped naturally on the ground longer while still attached by the stem. Those are the sweetest watermelons. That info is gold and I can't believe I just gave it away.
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Mark Twain, who famously adored watermelon, described it as the “chief of the world's luxuries… when one has tasted it, he knows what angels eat.” In in the summer, we want nothing more for dessert than watermelon, which contains 92 percent water. He was also an audiophile.
I too am a serious watermelon aficionado & consider a “perfect” food. It satisfies both a sweet craving & is very hydrating. Picking a great one is indeed both a fine art & science just like most things in life..
My only issue w/ the delicious fruit is its ability to interrupt a music listening session w/ an increased number of trips to the bathroom to return some of that liquid….
We all pay the price & little annoyances of wisdom & experience……
I will be looking for those big yellow spots from now on. I have not had good luck with thump testing. What I dread is a dry, frothy watermelon. I eat them anyway but sometimes question why I’m doing it. Maybe a 5th of rum could help a dry, frothy melon.
I have a more superior method than tap - buy the new breed of black-green skin water melons and especially "Yumi" brand of organic water melons.
They are super sweet like eating clumps of sugar but they are not cheap. A 10-13 pound melon goes for $9 at Sprouts.
So far I have 100% success rate for the 4 that I have purchased on different occasions. I have also tried other brands of black water melon but they weren't as sweet as the Yumi. Like in hifi, the right brand matters 🤣
When I was a firefighter on the Florida gulf coast, some of us worked the shows at the Civic Center on our days off. When Gallagher came to town I always got to help set up his props and mess with the Sledge-O-Matic.
Nice guy, Gallagher. Total pothead. Could get high just by walking by his tour bus.
Mother nature's finest. Sweet watermelon 🍉. It's a combo of the weight, the spot, and finally the stem. My wife is from Arkansas and the melons there are fantastic. Mind out of the gutter people 😔. Greg
Aside from finding one with a nice field spot, the best way to choose a watermelon is by comparing its size to its weight. Pick it up and if it seems heavier that it should be for its size, you have a good one.
Tapping a watermelon is just part of testing to see if it's ready to eat. You need to look at the navel to make sure it's brown, not green, also look at the skin color to make sure it's a bit faded. Then it's on to the smell test.. ;)
I know none of this has to do with your metaphor, but you did start out talking about how to test a watermelon. I'm not about to do all those things to check audio cables...just watermelon.
I believe the premise of the op is that if you do not possess the auditory skills to hear the reverberations of a perfectly ripe melon whilst tapping upon it, you do not possess the skills to discern the auditory differentials of various quality cables.
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