"An accident caused a seemingly uber-fragile screen on a flat screen TV to break the other day, necessitating a new TV."
We had a plasma TV come into our shop years ago for repair with a bullet hole through the screen. I decided to exercise my First Amendment Right, keep my mouth shut, and not ask any questions. I believe the cost of a new panel was more than the replacement cost of the TV. We kept it around for a while, just because.