How to make your amp more expensive

My father taught me if you’re going to make an investment in material goods buy the heaviest one. It’s a sign of quality!!

unless you’re buying hang gliders or parachutes. I add lead weights to all of my new purchases.

Hmm....by extension, putting lead in one's head ought to improve...

Some dude who has been  hit in the head by a bullet or a baseball bat , i dont remember, became a mathematician and begin to see geometry everywhere ...

I myself put a iron meteorite near my speakers... The sound fly to my ears ...

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I've got it....(No, not that...)...The audio flypaper/snaked-oil for '24...

Leadphones,,,,Really sink into your chair for that heavy music...

Don't groan....you've read worse....*G*

Well if extra weight means better quality then I must be over qualified.