Just being a (semi-) wise-*ss, but I still find anyone naming their product 'Vestigial'...
Vestigial (organ) is a degenerate organ or structure or physical attribute that has little to no function in the species but possessed an essential function in the preceding evolutionary form of the species. It is the retention of genetically-encoded structure accompanied by loss of function in the species.
...is either an inside joke or a pointed commentary....😏
Now, I've still own LPs'....and 3 + TTs', so I'm committed in my own fashion. ;)
...but they're all tangential arms in various ways.
Half tempted to take a joust at making a 'nuevo-Rabco' that won't drive people crazy,...and is silent, and works without an air compressor....and won't make your CCard wilt...
...but I diy Walsh speakers that work.
Somebodys' got to push an envelope that has no return address....*L* ;)