It's the Cicadas!

@simao -

I've been screaming for sex for years now, but my wife always says it's the cicadas. 

                    Stop screaming and try being a cunning linguist*.

                          * SHE'S supposed to do the screaming!

                                                      😋

                                       VERY happy listening!

@celtic66 

I haven’t been to Springfield in 30 years.  Took my kids for the obligatory Lincoln Home visit and the tour of the Frank Lloyd Wright home with bowling alley in the basement.  We stayed at a Holiday Inn that was filled with bikers.  The kids were oblivious as long as it had a swimming pool but my (ex) wife and I couldn’t wait to get out of there.  Current wife keeps talking about going there for a weekend and I keep trying to dissuade her.

  Meanwhile, back on the ranch here in Oak Park, I can’t walk from my unattended garage to my home without having about 20 of the buggers clinging to my clothing 

The cicadas are out but quiet.