Humour

"Strong-Arm" brand tone arms - "You'll like them whether you want to or not."

S/he has a hissy fit.

It's always a he

He --> His --> Hissy --> Hissy fit (not herry fit)

Two audiophiles are taking a bath. One says to the other, "Where's the soap?" The second audiophile replies, "Sure does."

Where's the soap? ...10% off at the Brokeback Mountain general store?

I like this humor from wife thread here Agon. The wife threaten the husband to leave him if he buy one more cd.Later the husband said sometimes he miss his wife.