Thanks for the advice. Fortunately for my wallet, I don't have much more life to live. In reality, I am at the stage where I "just like to learn about and play with TTs, carts., and phonostages (which is a totally valid reason to have a TT in my opinion)".
I am particularly curious about the high regard given to Garrard 301 spinners, and the prices they command. Is it because they are inherently "neutral" or because they resonate harmoniously? Or the beautiful engineering, and feel? Or just that they start and stop almost instantaneously?
Another vinyl benefit is that my having to get up every few minutes to change a side lets my partner check whether I have croaked yet!